Book Banter

Is it me or are the blurb writers for the upcoming Aphrodisia books not even trying to come up with a plot summary? I mean I get sometimes erotic romances might be a little thin on plot, but I feel like they’ve got to have more plot than these blurbs make it seem…

 Some examples:

 Hot for It: The hot British guy whose answers Cat’s Internet ad and offers to “kidnap” her for a week sounds perfect—but who knew she would become free to indulge every secret fantasy?

Big Spankable Asses (we wont even talk about the title): When three Chicago girlfriends find they aren’t getting any, they get serious. They want men who know their way around a sister’s body. But first these guys need to figure out what a BSA is—and what down and dirty things they can do with it… 

Touch Me: Ann Montgomery can’t get enough of Adonis, her new massage therapist. His touch melts all her inhibitions, and soon Ann is surrendering to his sensual caress in intimate sessions that have her begging for more…

who knew my last post here was in January? I’d like to thank all the people that lied to me and told me second semester would be much easier than the first. Lies! All lies! One day I’ll tell stories. like about the time I fell. Or the time I cried. Actually, I cried twice, so you’d have your pick of stories. But in the meantime, I just want to spend the summer reading all the books I’ve accumulated during the year but didnt have time to do more than stroke the cover before tossing it in a corner.

Oh, and I listed Your Mouth Drives Me Crazy in the last post - I got to read it for review, and while I haven’t worked up the energy to write the review yet, I really liked it. Way more than I liked HK’s short story in When Good Things Happen to Bad Boys. So when it comes out in a month or so, you should buy it.  And I’ll post the review here - once my brain doesnt cringe at the thought of putting together more than 2 coherent sentences at a time.